Monday, January 30, 2006
Q: CAN MAMASANS GET MORE OUTRAGOUS THAN IT ALREADY IS?A: I'M AFRAID SO...27TH JANUARY 2006
guess i'll rmb this day forever!
wondering what happened?
you MUST read on....
1. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY PIPI!although pipi's bday is on 29th Jan, we decided to have an earlier celebration due to chi new yr. if you think a bdae in sch consists of a cake, candles, the bday song, eating and bye bye, i tnk u shld learn from the experts! we guarentee pipi's never gonna forget it!
The Ultimate Preparation:as they alws say, "if you fail to plan, u plan to fail!" so after sch, while poor pipi went off to do her CWO, qiqi, lili, gigi n me (who claimed we wanted to go home n sleep) gustoed to J8 to get things ready for the celebration! although, we already bought her presents (1 RED & WHITE STRIPED SUNDRESS WITH A BUBBLE SKIRT, 1 PAIR FOR RED & WHITE EARRINGS, 1 PAIR OF RED SHOES & A GUMBALL MACHINE) what's gonna make this celebration the ULTIMATE whould be our very own..... SPOOFPRESENTS&CO! yes! IT'S WACKY SPOOF PRESENTS GALORE FOR OUR PIPI! we bought a really really really nice cake from Sweet Secrets and went to do a little bit of shopping for last minute items.... next thing we knew, we're in QIQI'S ROOM HIGHING AWAY! i shall spare the details. lili & gigi ganged up against SNGIRLS, calling qiqi n me SNMS (St Nicks MonsterS) they had the guts to bully qiqi. while the 3 of them rolled on the floor attacking each other, i just continued doing the presents. no worries, with fu shuqi around, those two will surrender in no time! only now n then would i throw a tennis ball at gigi or lili (sorry lili, i hit ur assets!)..........
THE NEXT DAY:we made pipi stand on the bench in the middle of the whole canteen singing, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME" we made her sing until we felt it was loud enough! then we the traditional bday song, wish & blowing out of candles... then it was time to present pipi with her "PRESENTS"
- 1 SUNDRESS $0.05 (MADE FROM A BLACK GARBAGE BAG CUT INTO A DRESS AND A BIG PAPER RED SUN SMACK IN THE MIDDLE)
- 1 PAIR OF CUSTOMISED PIPI EARRINGS $FREE (MADE FROM PIPI'S UGLIEST PHOTO PRINTED ONTO THICK GLOSSY PAPER, CUT AND MADE INTO A PAIR OF EARRINGS COMPLETE WITH HOOKS. TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL.)
- 1 WALLET $FREE (A GLITTERY DELIGHT. BLUE, SHINY, AND THE UGLIEST CLOTH-MADE CAT ON THE COVER. LOOKED LIKE IT COSTS $0.50. GIVEN TO KONG N SHE HATES IT)
- 1 GUO MEI MEI'S CD $FREE (ANOTHER LOSERFIED GIFT TO KONG FRM GOD-KNOWS-WHO... SORRY AIN'T NOBODY'S GONNA LISTEN TO U SINGING ABT UR COURAGE OVER ROACHES BABE!)
to convince our dear pipi that it's the real gift, we said, "we felt that it was more sincere if presents are hand-made rather than bought." WHERE'S THE FUN IF WE DON'T FORCE PIPI TO WEAR THEM IN FRONT OF THE MASSES IN A CROWDED CANTEEN? so, she did without hesitation! i admire her bravery! hey guo mei mei, this is wad i call courage!
2. LAO YU SHENG
oh goodness... y r we so retarded? we brought the yu sheng, it has every ingredient... except... the shreded radish n carrot! that's like the MAIN ingredient! nvm. they say, "mistakes may lead to the discovery of something new" (maybe that's how cooked food came along. some ancient barbarian probably accidentally dropped his raw fish into the fire while keeping warm and he realised later it tastes better)... anw, THE OTHER YU SHENG INGREDIENTS PLUS LOTSA POK CHUI BISKITS seems more appealing! u shld try it!
3. KBOX MADNESS
this one is a real ENERGY-SAPPING TALE TO TELL. qiqi, lili, gigi, pipi & fifi went to cine's kbox on the 8th storey! whoo! it was big! like a maze! the price is horrendous! but we made it WORTH IT! we cleverly smuggled Kobayashi into our room 16 which was not too small, not too big. COSY was the word. the 3 walls without the door were lined with black sofas. we offed the lights cuz we didn't wanna get caught with our Kobayashi and later on, if pple outside were to see how HAVOC we were, they'd run to signal an alarm! we were... OUT OF CONTROL AND SUPER HIGH! kong's a genius. wad would trigger us to get high after settling down? why of cuz that would be BARBIE GIRL by AQUA! hahhahha! oh my gosh the MTVs are so horrible + cheapo + budget! how can u show boats (n a disgusting woman touching herself) with BARBIE GIRL playing? hahahhahaha! but it got the job done and soon we were REALLY REALLY HIGH!
Highlights:
- BARBIE GIRL (AND THE OBSCENE VIDEO)
- AI BU PA by GRASSHOPPER (NO KBOXING IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS SONG! IT'S WHEN EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM MUST TAKE OFF UR SHOES N JUMP ON THE SOFAS AND FOLLOWING THE ACTIONS IN THE VIDEO! SHOUT AT THE BEGINNING: ALAMA WASUPA PILI PALA AI BU PA! AND MOVE UR ARMS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT THEN RIGHT TO LEFT SHOUTING: WOOAAAHH OOAAHH OOAH!)
- HOKKIEN SONGS by FUSHUQI (THERE'S NTH MORE EXTREME THEN FUSHUQI SINGING HOKKIEN SONGS WITH ORHBIANG MTVS! SHE IS RAW TALENT IN ACTION! THE PRONUNCIATION, THE
HORRIBLE MELODIOUS SCREECHING, THE DRAMATISED ACTION & THE EMOTIONAL VOICE BELLOWING IN AGONY! THANKS GIGI FOR FILMING THE WHOLE THING DOWN! THAT WAS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!) P/S: SHU, WANNA CONSIDER S'PORE IDOL? - JAY CHOU FT. ZAINUL ARIFFIN (ZAI NUI . AH LI FEN) (WE WERE SINGING TO JAY CHOU'S "BA WO HUI LAI LE" N FIFI HAS NO IDEA WAD WE ARE SINGING CUZ HE DUNNO CHI. SO HE WAS WITH THE MIC N HE WENT RAPPING IN BETWEEN THE LINES! ANOTHER UNDER-RATED TALENT! THE LYRICS R SO.. RELEVANT! BUT SERIOUSLY, DO IT AGAIN MAN! WE WERE DAMN IMPRESSED BY HIS ON-THE-SPOT RAPPING IN ENG TO A CHI SONG HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW & YET IT FITS LIKE.... A BOTTLE CAP TO A BOTTLE MOUTH.)
woo! im already tired just typing all these! im as tired as on that day itself. jumping on sofas and moving to the music n laughing so hard at qiqi!
OBS REUNION
later on, i went off earlier to meet my OBS mates! woooohooo! but only a few of us cuz the rest couldn't make it! arh! so sad! there was: joshua, ben, wen si, jun kai, yvonne n me! we were at Marina Bay ready to eat our CHIN HUAT! already i was feeling my throat getting sore! all the screaming in KBOX! gosh, who ever said mics are needed? our voice can beat any noise-amplifying equipment! (ok, not really) but the point is, we were so DAMN LOUD! so i must admit, sore throat + steamboat = wanna die is it? but who cares guess everyone shld be having the time of their lives since it's the HOLS! surprisingly, there seemed to be loads of AJ peeps at CHIN HUAT that day! wooaaahh! joshua n i went on a KILLING LIVE PRAWNS RAMPAGE! we ate like the whole container full of innocent prawns struggling to stay alive by attempting to jump but the only place it's gonna jump into will be the boiling pot n our stomachs! HEHEHEHE! realised im a bit saddistic when it comes to PRAWNS! yvonne is so nice! she's like the typical wife for junkai.. cooking for kai n us! putting food on our plates! sometimes she got too stressed that she served us raw food! waahahha! kai u better treasure her! then we walked arnd aft our meal, walk here walk there, followed this mysterious path... n we found.... A SECRETLY BEAUTIFUL PLACE!!! WOW! so peaceful! n we sat at the stone ground where the river waves came crashing on the banks! hahaha! WOAH i really got very exhausted! i slept for only 2hrs the day b4 n with so much HIGH events, i was physically n mentally drained!
TO ALL THESE PEEPS... THANKS SO MUCH FOR THAT WONDERFUL 27TH JAN! ENJOY THE HOLS WHILE IT LASTS!
12:09
Monday, January 30, 2006
Q: CAN MAMASANS GET MORE OUTRAGOUS THAN IT ALREADY IS?A: I'M AFRAID SO...27TH JANUARY 2006
guess i'll rmb this day forever!
wondering what happened?
you MUST read on....
1. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY PIPI!although pipi's bday is on 29th Jan, we decided to have an earlier celebration due to chi new yr. if you think a bdae in sch consists of a cake, candles, the bday song, eating and bye bye, i tnk u shld learn from the experts! we guarentee pipi's never gonna forget it!
The Ultimate Preparation:as they alws say, "if you fail to plan, u plan to fail!" so after sch, while poor pipi went off to do her CWO, qiqi, lili, gigi n me (who claimed we wanted to go home n sleep) gustoed to J8 to get things ready for the celebration! although, we already bought her presents (1 RED & WHITE STRIPED SUNDRESS WITH A BUBBLE SKIRT, 1 PAIR FOR RED & WHITE EARRINGS, 1 PAIR OF RED SHOES & A GUMBALL MACHINE) what's gonna make this celebration the ULTIMATE whould be our very own..... SPOOFPRESENTS&CO! yes! IT'S WACKY SPOOF PRESENTS GALORE FOR OUR PIPI! we bought a really really really nice cake from Sweet Secrets and went to do a little bit of shopping for last minute items.... next thing we knew, we're in QIQI'S ROOM HIGHING AWAY! i shall spare the details. lili & gigi ganged up against SNGIRLS, calling qiqi n me SNMS (St Nicks MonsterS) they had the guts to bully qiqi. while the 3 of them rolled on the floor attacking each other, i just continued doing the presents. no worries, with fu shuqi around, those two will surrender in no time! only now n then would i throw a tennis ball at gigi or lili (sorry lili, i hit ur assets!)..........
THE NEXT DAY:we made pipi stand on the bench in the middle of the whole canteen singing, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME" we made her sing until we felt it was loud enough! then we the traditional bday song, wish & blowing out of candles... then it was time to present pipi with her "PRESENTS"
- 1 SUNDRESS $0.05 (MADE FROM A BLACK GARBAGE BAG CUT INTO A DRESS AND A BIG PAPER RED SUN SMACK IN THE MIDDLE)
- 1 PAIR OF CUSTOMISED PIPI EARRINGS $FREE (MADE FROM PIPI'S UGLIEST PHOTO PRINTED ONTO THICK GLOSSY PAPER, CUT AND MADE INTO A PAIR OF EARRINGS COMPLETE WITH HOOKS. TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL.)
- 1 WALLET $FREE (A GLITTERY DELIGHT. BLUE, SHINY, AND THE UGLIEST CLOTH-MADE CAT ON THE COVER. LOOKED LIKE IT COSTS $0.50. GIVEN TO KONG N SHE HATES IT)
- 1 GUO MEI MEI'S CD $FREE (ANOTHER LOSERFIED GIFT TO KONG FRM GOD-KNOWS-WHO... SORRY AIN'T NOBODY'S GONNA LISTEN TO U SINGING ABT UR COURAGE OVER ROACHES BABE!)
to convince our dear pipi that it's the real gift, we said, "we felt that it was more sincere if presents are hand-made rather than bought." WHERE'S THE FUN IF WE DON'T FORCE PIPI TO WEAR THEM IN FRONT OF THE MASSES IN A CROWDED CANTEEN? so, she did without hesitation! i admire her bravery! hey guo mei mei, this is wad i call courage!
2. LAO YU SHENG
oh goodness... y r we so retarded? we brought the yu sheng, it has every ingredient... except... the shreded radish n carrot! that's like the MAIN ingredient! nvm. they say, "mistakes may lead to the discovery of something new" (maybe that's how cooked food came along. some ancient barbarian probably accidentally dropped his raw fish into the fire while keeping warm and he realised later it tastes better)... anw, THE OTHER YU SHENG INGREDIENTS PLUS LOTSA POK CHUI BISKITS seems more appealing! u shld try it!
3. KBOX MADNESS
this one is a real ENERGY-SAPPING TALE TO TELL. qiqi, lili, gigi, pipi & fifi went to cine's kbox on the 8th storey! whoo! it was big! like a maze! the price is horrendous! but we made it WORTH IT! we cleverly smuggled Kobayashi into our room 16 which was not too small, not too big. COSY was the word. the 3 walls without the door were lined with black sofas. we offed the lights cuz we didn't wanna get caught with our Kobayashi and later on, if pple outside were to see how HAVOC we were, they'd run to signal an alarm! we were... OUT OF CONTROL AND SUPER HIGH! kong's a genius. wad would trigger us to get high after settling down? why of cuz that would be BARBIE GIRL by AQUA! hahhahha! oh my gosh the MTVs are so horrible + cheapo + budget! how can u show boats (n a disgusting woman touching herself) with BARBIE GIRL playing? hahahhahaha! but it got the job done and soon we were REALLY REALLY HIGH!
Highlights:
- BARBIE GIRL (AND THE OBSCENE VIDEO)
- AI BU PA by GRASSHOPPER (NO KBOXING IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS SONG! IT'S WHEN EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM MUST TAKE OFF UR SHOES N JUMP ON THE SOFAS AND FOLLOWING THE ACTIONS IN THE VIDEO! SHOUT AT THE BEGINNING: ALAMA WASUPA PILI PALA AI BU PA! AND MOVE UR ARMS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT THEN RIGHT TO LEFT SHOUTING: WOOAAAHH OOAAHH OOAH!)
- HOKKIEN SONGS by FUSHUQI (THERE'S NTH MORE EXTREME THEN FUSHUQI SINGING HOKKIEN SONGS WITH ORHBIANG MTVS! SHE IS RAW TALENT IN ACTION! THE PRONUNCIATION, THE
HORRIBLE MELODIOUS SCREECHING, THE DRAMATISED ACTION & THE EMOTIONAL VOICE BELLOWING IN AGONY! THANKS GIGI FOR FILMING THE WHOLE THING DOWN! THAT WAS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!) P/S: SHU, WANNA CONSIDER S'PORE IDOL? - JAY CHOU FT. ZAINUL ARIFFIN (ZAI NUI . AH LI FEN) (WE WERE SINGING TO JAY CHOU'S "BA WO HUI LAI LE" N FIFI HAS NO IDEA WAD WE ARE SINGING CUZ HE DUNNO CHI. SO HE WAS WITH THE MIC N HE WENT RAPPING IN BETWEEN THE LINES! ANOTHER UNDER-RATED TALENT! THE LYRICS R SO.. RELEVANT! BUT SERIOUSLY, DO IT AGAIN MAN! WE WERE DAMN IMPRESSED BY HIS ON-THE-SPOT RAPPING IN ENG TO A CHI SONG HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW & YET IT FITS LIKE.... A BOTTLE CAP TO A BOTTLE MOUTH.)
woo! im already tired just typing all these! im as tired as on that day itself. jumping on sofas and moving to the music n laughing so hard at qiqi!
OBS REUNION
later on, i went off earlier to meet my OBS mates! woooohooo! but only a few of us cuz the rest couldn't make it! arh! so sad! there was: joshua, ben, wen si, jun kai, yvonne n me! we were at Marina Bay ready to eat our CHIN HUAT! already i was feeling my throat getting sore! all the screaming in KBOX! gosh, who ever said mics are needed? our voice can beat any noise-amplifying equipment! (ok, not really) but the point is, we were so DAMN LOUD! so i must admit, sore throat + steamboat = wanna die is it? but who cares guess everyone shld be having the time of their lives since it's the HOLS! surprisingly, there seemed to be loads of AJ peeps at CHIN HUAT that day! wooaaahh! joshua n i went on a KILLING LIVE PRAWNS RAMPAGE! we ate like the whole container full of innocent prawns struggling to stay alive by attempting to jump but the only place it's gonna jump into will be the boiling pot n our stomachs! HEHEHEHE! realised im a bit saddistic when it comes to PRAWNS! yvonne is so nice! she's like the typical wife for junkai.. cooking for kai n us! putting food on our plates! sometimes she got too stressed that she served us raw food! waahahha! kai u better treasure her! then we walked arnd aft our meal, walk here walk there, followed this mysterious path... n we found.... A SECRETLY BEAUTIFUL PLACE!!! WOW! so peaceful! n we sat at the stone ground where the river waves came crashing on the banks! hahaha! WOAH i really got very exhausted! i slept for only 2hrs the day b4 n with so much HIGH events, i was physically n mentally drained!
TO ALL THESE PEEPS... THANKS SO MUCH FOR THAT WONDERFUL 27TH JAN! ENJOY THE HOLS WHILE IT LASTS!
12:09
